World News

Warring Kitties Make an Exchange

October 12, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Hello again cat lovers!!! Do you ever get the feeling that your pet kitties are a tad smarter than the so-called “animal experts” give them credit for? Well I definitely had that feeling today! Read more →→→


France bans ketchup: National disgrace

October 7, 2011 at 5:38 pm

File this one under “things that would never happen in America”! According to world news blog “Gawker”, France has banned ketchup from its schools and universities.

Even students who bring their own ketchup from home will be apprehended and severely punished.

One of the things that makes America great is that Read more →→→


I’ve Been Thinking About Cats Again

October 4, 2011 at 11:09 am

I love how the Internet brings people together. Just yesterday, I saw a video from the “online dating service” in which a very nice, articulate young lady shares her enjoyment of felines with the whole world.

The really incredible thing about the video is just how much this young woman loves cats. She loves cats so much that she even starts crying every time she thinks about them!

Seeing that video reminded me of my own two wonderful kitty critters, Pally and Izzie. Boy have they been in some shenanigans lately. Read more →→→


Plane Crashes Into Ferris Wheel: A wakeup call?

October 2, 2011 at 7:57 pm

A small plane crashed into a Ferris Wheel in Australia yesterday. No one was injured, but the people in the plane had to be rescued by other Australians. I remember a time when Planes were large and ferris wheels were small.


Satellite falling from orbit: Preble in danger?

September 23, 2011 at 10:09 pm

This just in: a top-secret NASA satellite is reported to be falling from orbit and will hit someplace in the USA in a matter of hours. The satellite is made out of high tech supermaterials such as stainless steel, titanium, and even beryllium. According to a NASA spokesperson, there is no way of knowing where the highly dangerous space debris will land. Could it be a threat to us here in Preble County? Find out after the “jump”: Read more →→→


CIA Keeps America Safe For Another Day

September 12, 2011 at 4:13 pm

As you may know, yesterday was the tenth anniversary of the September 11th attacks on America. It was a day that was also meaningful for another reason:

Throughout the past week, we have heard reports of suspicious “chatter” coming out of Pakistan, indicating that an Al Qaeda attack could be in store on this day of remembrance. And yet, yesterday was another quiet day throughout the country. Every single one of the numerous plots against America was foiled by the hard work and patriotism of the CIA.

Wherever you live in this great nation, if you see a CIA officer in your local grocery store or church, be sure to thank them for their incredible contributions in making us all safe. God bless America.

– Hank Talmadge


Moose Stuck in Tree, You Have To See It To Believe It!

September 11, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Oh my god, check this out–

A MOOSE got stuck in a tree in Sweden after eating some “fermented” apples.

Reminds me of Hank at the office christmas party!!! (just kidding, Hank!)

On a more serious note, it’s amazing how funny things can happen halfway across the world, and we can share chuckles about them right here in America through the power of the World Wide Internet.

What do you think the moose was thinking about when he was stuck in that tree? Give us your opinions in the comments.